A blond needs to call her mom..offensive

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Post 1 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 06-May-2011 8:59:33

A blond needs to call her mother who is overseas. She goes to her telephone company's office building and walks up to the desk.
"Can I help you?" the man asks.
"Yes," the blond replies, "I need to call my mother who is overseas and I'm not sure how to do it. Can you please help me?"
"Sure," the man says, "Come in to my office."
The man leads her back in to his office and he shuts the door. He then unzips his pants and pulls them down.
"Alright," he says, "Get on your knees."
The man watches as the blond sinks to her knees in front of him. He tilts his head back as she takes him in to her hand and puts his cock towards her mouth.
"Ok," the man whispers, "Go ahead."
The blond clears her throat, "Hi mom!"

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 06-May-2011 17:53:33

hahahaa. lol

Post 3 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Tuesday, 10-May-2011 23:00:14

Lmao! That's messed up...

Post 4 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 12-May-2011 23:14:19

Pretty much yeah..

Post 5 by Freedomlocks (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 02-Nov-2011 21:03:51

funny as fuck

Post 6 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 02-Nov-2011 22:17:56

That wasn't so much offensive as just plain wierd.

Post 7 by cowboy1 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Thursday, 03-Nov-2011 4:08:16

I personally think it is offensive, not offensive volgar, but offensive insulting. If I were blond and/or female I would be offended.

Post 8 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 08-Nov-2011 22:57:54

Being blond is offensive.

Post 9 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 10-Nov-2011 16:47:32

wow... lol!